Where is the hickey?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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