Soap is not a condiment
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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