Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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