I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Congratulations! We have a period
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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