Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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