they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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