i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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