ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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