Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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