No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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