he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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