It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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