I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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You took a bar mat shot.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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