Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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