butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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