Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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