All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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