...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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