DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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