So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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