and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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