New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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