So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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