She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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