belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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