you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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