I wannas sexs uuuuu
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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