I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You can't just leave with hair like that
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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