Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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