too bad you live with your parents still
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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