I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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