i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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