Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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