Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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