okay pat passed out under dana's car
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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