idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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