Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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