i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Randomize
