TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
whose ass print is on the piano?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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