my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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