How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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