I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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