Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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