Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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