It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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