I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The Olympian is in my bed
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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