Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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