I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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