week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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