Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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