it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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