Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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