he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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