just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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