return my video game
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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