the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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