So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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