I bet he comes in French.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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